Jokes of The Day

Boy:
"i like u girl, i also love u
to be my babe"

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Only Genius can Answer This ... !
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. Ek Dukaan Wala Ek Chocolate 1 Rs.
Mein Deta Hai

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Amitabh
Bachan In
KBC Question
For 10 Lac To
Santa.
What Is The
Colour Of
Your Wife’s
Panties?

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Wife: Imagine karo agar me aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu to..??

Husband hasta hai .... Bahut hasta hai .... haste haste
zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kahta hai,

"Saala imagine bhi nahi kr pa rha "
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HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION....
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se
Majboor...
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Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka
Noor...... haa
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Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau...
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Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise
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teacher ko patau...
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Bas pass hone k liye mein ye
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answer likta jaoon...
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Din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon...
Book aur guide mein dekhu vari
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vari...
ji krda book fad du mein sari...
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PRINICIPAL: Apne
Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
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PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
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PRINICIPAL: Application
Form Ke SEX Wale
Column Me Likha
Hai :-"Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila

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At 3 yrs old we say: "Mommy, I love you".

At 10: "Mom whateve!"

At 16:"My mom is so annoying"

At 18: "I wanna leave this house".
At 25:"Mom, you were right".

At 30: "I wanna go back to my Mom's house"

At 50: "I don't wanna lose my Mom".

At 70: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me".
You only have one Mom.

*Like this status for your Mother*
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Having a Boyfriend or Girlfriend is
not
love.
But having someone in ur life on
whom
you have
blind Faith that
even If you hurt them to extreme,
They will hold ur
hand n say,
"I was, I am, I will always be
yours.
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Girl to her friends - Mujhe tumhari
help chahiye ..
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Girl 1 - yaar me toh khudbusy
hu..
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Girl 2 - Yaar mummy ne jaldi ghar
bulaya hai
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Girl 3 - kya tune meri help kithi?
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Boy to his Friends -- yaar ek
panga ho gaya
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Boy 1 -- bol kitne bande
bulaun :@
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Boy 2 -- Maa bahan ek kar dunga,
bata kaun hai??
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Boy 3 -- kiski itni himmat apne
bhai se panga kare :-x
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Hahahah Agree boyz
hit Like

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ek pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko
maruga
5 mahine pagal khane me ilaaz k bad,
Dr. ne pucha- ab kya karoge?
Shadi
phir?
Suhagrat
phir?
Uski sari utaruga
phir?
Blouse
Oho! phir?
Bra utaruga
My god, phir?
Phir kya! Bra k elastic se gulel banaunga aur
panchhi ko marunga.
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Sabhi 33 crore devi devtaon se meri ek hi vinti
ha
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sabhi mujhe 1-1 rupeya dedo.
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Rule Of Boys- Phulo Ki Mahak
Churayi Nahi Jati
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Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati
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Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni
Girlfriend Par
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Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati.....

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Girl in hot dress

She:- Kaisi lag rhi hu mai ??

Mee :- acchi lg rhi ho

She :- What bus acchi ? so boringMee :- Maal ! lag rhi ho kasam se

She :- sharm ni ati aisa bolte hue

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.Ab mai ye soch rha hu ldkia aakhir

chahti kya hai ?

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Apni badnasibi ka haal kise sunau

Aye dosto,

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Gf ke number pe recharge krane gaya,

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Or

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Recharge wala uska bhai nikla,

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Hat jao yaaro hospital jaa raha hu

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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein

Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko

Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya

Beti?”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi

Pata Hogi?”

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya

Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi

Pata?”

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke

Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

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Ek Admi apne bete k liye Aisa
ROBOT laya jo jhoot
bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha,,,
Beta: papa Aj me school ni jaonga
mery pait me
dard hy

(phatakh)
Baap: Dekha! Tu ne jhot bola is
liye tje saza mili,
main jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhot ni
bolta tha
(phatakh)
Wife Hanste huey:
Akhir ap hi ka beta hy
(phatakkkh..!)
"Jo smjhy wo Share kary baki
Pogo Dekhen.
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Behind every successful student.
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There is a
Deactivated Facebook account.....!!!
do you Agreeeee...??
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Doctor ki shaadi Kuch iss
tarah se Honi chahiye,
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Ke lage ki doctor ki Shaadi
hain.
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Baarat ambulance Mein jaaye...
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Shaadi hospital Mein ho...!!
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Photo ki jagah X- Ray liya
jaaye...
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Aur khaane mein Vitamin - C ki
goli Di jaaye...!!
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Mehmaano ko Chai yaa cold
drink
Ki jagah GLUCOSE & ORS diya
jaaye...!!
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Dulhe ke galle mein Haar ki
jagah
"Stethscop" Lagaaya jaaye...!!
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Aur Maza toh tab aaye Jab
Doctor
Shadi ke baad bole
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"NEXT PLZ".!.

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Modern Love..!!
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(Boy & Girl On Date)
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Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi
Hum Dinner
Pe
Aya Karenge..??
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Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare
Husband
Ko
Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!! :4
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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar ??
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Agar
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'
Apple' k jagah 'Tree' gir
gaya hota!!!
To sala Newton hi mar jata.
Agree ?? Then hit like
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BOY- I Love you, come in
my life & stay in my
heart...!
GIRL - Sandal nikaalun
kya?
BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil
koi MANDIR thodi hai,
bindaas pehan kar aaja....

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पति-पत्नी एक भीड़ भरी बस में यात्रा कर रहे थे,
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पतिदेव एक सुन्दर औरत से बस में सटकर खड़े हुए थे ...
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स्वाभाविक रूप में ,यह देखकर पत्नी जल रही थी !

अचानक वह औरत घूमी और आदमी के गाल पर एक जोरदार तमाचा मारा !
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"बद्तमीज़ चीटी काटता है "

बस से उतरकर पति पत्नी को सफाई देने लगा कि उसने चिकोटी नहीं काटी थी।

पत्नी अर्थपूर्ण नज़रों से देखते हुए मुस्कुराकर बोली ....

''वह तो सिर्फ मुझे मालूम है ! और चिपको ???
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Larka phone pay:fridge chal raha hay?
admi:han
Larka:pakar lo bhag jae ga
thori dair bad
Larka:fridge chal raha hay?
admi:han bhai chal raha hay!
Larka:pakar lo bhag jae ga
phir thori dair bad
Larka:fridge chal raha hay?
admi gusse say:nhi
larka:kaha tha na pakar ko bhag gya na
thoko likes;:
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Ek baar 300 Paagal ship me ja rahe
the!
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Ship dubi nahi firbi sab mar gaye!
Kaise ?
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Bich samunder me ship bigad gayi thi,
Saale dhakka dene utar gaye.....
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Kutto Ki Ladaai 
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Or
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Engineero Ki Padhai Kabhi khatam Nahi Hoti
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thoko like
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Pati aur patni ki
Ladai ke baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
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Agar “Yeh galat hai
toh Inhe utha lo
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Aur
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“Mein galat hu toh.
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Mujhe vidwa
Banado..........................................!!!
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College life-
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time-
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,
jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design
bana de!!
True or not. ?

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Behind every successful student.
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There is a
Deactivated Facebook account.....!!!
do you Agreeeee...??
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हे भगवान
मैं ज़िंदगी की छोटी छोटी 
परेशानियों से थक गयी हूँ 

तुम्हे अगर मुझे परेशानियाँ देनी ही हैं 
तो बड़ी बड़ी परेशानियाँ दो, 
......जैसे .....

¤ मैं अरबो रुपये किस बैक में रखुं ?
¤ शापिंग करने किस देश में जाउं ?
¤ अपना जेट प्लेन कहाँ पर पार्क करुं ?
¤ दुनिया के किसी भी देश के सर्वोच्च पद पर किसे समर्थन करुं ?
¤ उधार दिये हुए करोड़ो रुपये कैसे वसुल करुं ?
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Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota
Hai.”
To Aaj Se.....
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Newspaper Band.

Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....!

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__Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet lete hain
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." Abe Tu Bhi " ...



Newly married woman returns from honeymoon.

Her Friends:
Kahan kahan ghum kar aai?

Woman:
Delhi, Agra, Jammu & Manali.

Her Friends:
Kya kya dekha?

Woman:
Bajaj, Anchor, Havells & Orient PSPO ke ceiling fans...

Jo samjha woh LIKE kare baaki plz POGO dekhe.
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Ladkiya kabi khud pyar ka izhar Q
nhi karti..???
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Interesting jawab 
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake
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Tum mere piche pade the mai nahi.
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Mjhe toh news waali aunty se darr lagne laga
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Kehti hai "Jo sb chhupaate hai hum vahi dikhaate
hai.."..........
Tauba tauba........ Aaj ke time me privacy naam ki
cheej hi ni reh gai .
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Shahrukh Khan's TV Ads

If we go by TV ads, a typical day in the life of Shahrukh Khan would be:
Gets up, brushes with "Pepsodent" then shave with "V john shaving cream"

drinks a cup of "Tata tea", gets into "Lux Cozi" with "Belmont Shirt", 

wears his "Tag Heuer watch",
picks up his "Nokia lumina" & drives to work in his "Hyundai i10" and drink "Frooti"
He then gets home in the evening, relaxes in his "Nerolac" painted house, 

rubs "Emami cream" on his face, watches "Dish TV" on his "Videocon", 

and has a spoon of "Sona Chandi Chyawanprash" before going to bed ...