I Thought The Ice Bucket Challenge Was Cool And Fun, But This Video Changed Everything
Wo College Ke Din...
Na Jaane Kyun Wo Purana Zamana Yaad Aa Gaya…
College Mein Aksar Gaate The Jo Gaana Yaad Aa Gaya…
Wo Nukkad Ki Chai Aur Raju Bhaiyya Ka Samosa…
Bebaq Se Chutkulon Pe Khilkhilana Yaad Aa Gaya…
Jokes of The Day
Only Genius can Answer This ... !
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. Ek Dukaan Wala Ek Chocolate 1 Rs.
Mein Deta Hai
Zindagi Jab Viran Lage...
Zindagi Jab Viran Lage...
Jeene Se Marna Asan Lage...
Jab Door Umeed Ki Toot Jaye...
Sare Matlab Ke Rishte Toot Jaye...
Jokes Of The Day
Amitabh
Bachan In
KBC Question
For 10 Lac To
Santa.
What Is The
Colour Of
Your Wife’s
Panties?
Tujhe Khone Se Mujhko Lagta Hai Dar...
Tujhe Dhundhti Hai Ankhe Meri Har Jagah Har Ghadi...
Teri Naam Hi Zuba Ko Achha Lage Ek Tu Hi Mujhe Bas Sacha Lage...
Tere Husan Ki Hi Tarife Karu...
Lafzo Ko Jod Jod Mai Misre Padhu...
Jokes Of The Day
Wife: Imagine karo agar me aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu to..??
Husband hasta hai .... Bahut hasta hai .... haste haste
zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kahta hai,
"Saala imagine bhi nahi kr pa rha "
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HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION....
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se
Majboor...
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Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka
Noor...... haa
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Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau...
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Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise
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teacher ko patau...
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Bas pass hone k liye mein ye
.
answer likta jaoon...
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Din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon...
Book aur guide mein dekhu vari
.
vari...
ji krda book fad du mein sari...
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PRINICIPAL: Apne
Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
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PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
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PRINICIPAL: Application
Form Ke SEX Wale
Column Me Likha
Hai :-"Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila
Musafir Laut Kar To Apne Ghar Jaate Honge...
Kuch Pal AankhoN MeN Yuh Bhi Thehar Jaate Honge...
Naa Chaah Kar Bhi Jab Do Log Bichar Jaate Honge...
Yeh Waqt-E-Judai Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Duniya Walo.!!
Kisse Khabar Bichar Kar Kaun Kidhar Jaate Honge...
Ab Chehre Ki Udaasi To Nahi Chupaai Jaa Sakti..!!!
Haan Kuch Ashq PalkoN MeN Be-Maut Mar Jaate Honge...
Kal Raat Iss Toothe Dil Par Teri Yaadon Ki Baarish Hui...
Dil Ke Tukde Aise MeN Phir Aur Bhi Bikhar Jaate Honge...
Jab Kabhi Teri YaadeN Aur Main,Dono Saath Saath Rehte HaiN..!!
Naa Puch AshqoN ke Moti Kitne AankhoN Se Utar Jaate Honge....
Hum Tere Shehhar MeN Aaye Bhi The Aur Khamosh Chale Gaye..!!
Samaj Aaya Mujhe,Musafir Har Mukaam Se Yuh Guzar Jaate Honge...
Itni Veerana Pasandi Bhi Buri Cheez Hoti Hai..!!!
Chahe Kuch Bhi Ho Musafir Laut Kar To Apne Ghar Jaate Honge.......
Jokes Of The Day
At 3 yrs old we say: "Mommy, I love you".
At 10: "Mom whateve!"
At 16:"My mom is so annoying"
At 18: "I wanna leave this house".
At 25:"Mom, you were right".
At 30: "I wanna go back to my Mom's house"
At 50: "I don't wanna lose my Mom".
At 70: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me".
You only have one Mom.
*Like this status for your Mother*
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Having a Boyfriend or Girlfriend is
not
love.
But having someone in ur life on
whom
you have
blind Faith that
even If you hurt them to extreme,
They will hold ur
hand n say,
"I was, I am, I will always be
yours.
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Girl to her friends - Mujhe tumhari
help chahiye ..
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Girl 1 - yaar me toh khudbusy
hu..
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Girl 2 - Yaar mummy ne jaldi ghar
bulaya hai
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Girl 3 - kya tune meri help kithi?
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Boy to his Friends -- yaar ek
panga ho gaya
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Boy 1 -- bol kitne bande
bulaun :@
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Boy 2 -- Maa bahan ek kar dunga,
bata kaun hai??
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Boy 3 -- kiski itni himmat apne
bhai se panga kare :-x
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Hahahah Agree boyz
hit Like
Umra Bhar Ki Tanhai..
Ek Saath Rah Kar Bhi Door Hi Rahe Hum-Tum...
Mohabbat Aur Fareb Ki Dosti Bhi Kya Khaas Thi....
Ik Lafz Bhi Naa Tha Unke Pas Apne Gunah Ki Safai Mei...
Wo Haste Rahe Meri Bebasi Par....Meri To Rooh Tak Udaas Thi....
Bikhara Har Khawab Tha Har Arman Toot Gaya Tha...
Thi Fir Bhi Ik Umeed Rishta Bachne Ki....Dil Mei Ik Aas Thi....
Ki Lakh Minnate Ki Maine.. Par Naa Ruke Us Bewafa Ke Kadam....
Umra Bhar Ki Tanhai.. Aansuon Ki Shehnaai Hi Ab Mere Pas Thi.......
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